Someone saying “you smell nice today” may sound like a cute little compliment at first. But once you pause and think about it, you realize it’s actually quite a subtle but savage roast. People on ...
Use these good roasts with friends. Whether you need a quick comeback, a funny insult, or something downright savage, we've got you covered!
Roast your friends, family, and partner with these hilarious jabs. Need a hilarious way to put your friends in their place? One that gets the point across without being too aggressive or mean? Well, you’re in luck because we’ve collected a whole bunch of funny insults below.
From cracks about careers to brutal digs at appearances, these roast lines deserve their rightful places in the celebrity roast hall of fame.
We were going to roast you, but apparently, burning trash is an environmental hazard. I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash. What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me. If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? You are more disappointing than an unsalted ...
Shutterstock After Martha Stewart suggested Paltrow should focus on acting instead of trying to be Martha, Gwyneth posted a recipe on her website for “ Jailbird Cake.” That’s a pretty bold move. Martha’s not the type of person you want to mess with. For proof, check out her contribution to the 30 Funniest Celebrity Roast Jokes.
AOL: “You’re Prettier Than Aphrodite”: 47 Savage Roasts That Left No Room For Comebacks
“You’re Prettier Than Aphrodite”: 47 Savage Roasts That Left No Room For Comebacks